February 2012
54 posts
“All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage.”
– Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock (via deduce-my-heart)
xxbeccabeastxx:
Catching Fire, page 159.
Mockingjay, page 314.
How to tell the difference from THE FANDOM & the...
Me: I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES!
"Big Fan": I am the biggest fan EVA!
Me: Really?
"Big Fan": YES!
Me: Then who is Madge?
"Big Fan": Who?
Me: What color is Effie's outfit SUPPOSE to be at the Reaping?
"Big Fan": What?
Me: What is the first sentence of the book?
"Big Fan": ...
Me: On what page did Peeta declare his love for Katniss?
"Big Fan": Uh...
Me: What was the name of the Tribute that killed Rue?
"Big Fan": Which one is Rue?
Me: What drink did Peeta dip his bread into, on the train?
"Big Fan": Jui-
Me: How did Katniss's father die?
"Big Fan": Hunger?
Me: How many pages are in the first book?
"Big Fan": (stares blankly)
Me: Where do the Tributes think Thresh is hiding in the arena?
"Big Fan": ...
Me: Which team are you?
"Big Fan": TEAM PEETA!!! I GOT THAT ONE RIGHT?!?!
Me: (walks away)
*DIFFERENCE*
Me: I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES!
The Fandom: Me too!
Me: Really?
The Fandom: Absolutely.
Me: Then who is Madge?
The Fandom: In the first book, she is the one of Katniss's only friends other than Gale. She buys the strawberries Gale and Katniss pick, and she is the person that Suzanne Collins addressed to give Katniss her Mockingjay pin. In the second book, she is the niece of Mayislee Doner, a girl that was Reaped in the 50th Hunger Games, however did not make it out. She is also the one to deliver morphine to Gale after his whipping, and later is murdered during the bombing of District 12. Why?
Me: (Impressed) Then, what color is Effie's outfit SUPPOSE to be at the Reaping?
The Fandom: Spring green. In the movie however, they portray Elizabeth Banks in a pink outfit.
Me: What is the first sentence of the book?
The Fandom: "When I wake up, the other side of the bed is cold."
Me: On what page did Peeta declare his love for Katniss?
The Fandom: On page 130 of The Hunger Games.
Me: What was the name of the Tribute that killed Rue?
The Fandom: Marvel. Acted by Jack Quaid. Marvel is a despicable character, but Jack is one of the most humble human beings.
Me: What drink did Peeta dip his bread into, on the train?
The Fandom: Hot chocolate. He suggested the idea of drinking it to Katniss.
Me: How did Katniss's father die?
The Fandom: By a mine explosion. Along with Gale's father and multiple others that have lives in The Seam.
Me: How many pages are in the first book?
The Fandom: In the American-English edition, there are 374 pages.
Me: Where do the Tributes think Thresh is hiding in the arena?
The Fandom: Katniss believes he is hiding in the wheat field. At the Feast, she notes that Thresh has grown rather larger, than has shrunk from starvation.
Me: Which team are you?
The Fandom: What the hell are you talking about! There are no f*cking teams!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT! IT'S TEAM DOWN WITH THE FUCKING CAPITOL!!!!!!
Me: (Struck with awe) DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?!
The Fandom: DO YOU LIKE BREATHING?
